Completely non-credentialed Botanist. Phylogenetics, biogeography, speciation, selection pressure. Tender bastard beneath a coriaceous exterior. Dicerandra modesta is the focus of this episode. it is an extremely rare and critically endangered species only known from this A 30 minute jaunt through the Colorado Desert takes us to a few scattered individuals of one of the rarest plants in the California
This Plant's Closest Living Relative is an Endangered Species in Florida The Weirdest Fern in Northern California
(#126) Tony Santoro's Botany Crash Course Crime Pays, Botany Doesn't; We Get Real with - Pacific Horticulture (#194) Tony Santoro's Guide to Illegal Tree-Planting
The Best Way to Put Carbon Back in the Ground (#195) The Plant Ecology of Concrete, Garbage and Urine - Botanizing A Toilet
How & why does Gypsum produce such strange "variations on a theme"? In this video we explore this question by taking a look at Check out Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't on Bonfire and shop official merchandise today! Featuring limited edition custom apparel, printed with care in the
Ancient Cloud Forests of Costa Rica Kill Your Lawn - Spiritual Revitalization Through Slaughtering Lawns - 27th Lawn Killed - Pterospora andromedaea, from the blueberry family, Ericaceae, is a plant that parasitizes fungi that are mycorrhizal with members
Buckthorn (Rhamnus cathartica) has ravaged the ecology of Northern Illinois (and many other areas in the Eastern US at the In Otero County, New Mexico, near the bustling metropolis of Alamogordo, we encounter a number of cool Chihuahua Desert
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highly invasive and noxious throughout the mountain west of North America, Mullen is the plant that everybody knows whether Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't This video was originally recorded in February of 2025. In this video we check out the habitat of Phragmipedium pearcei,
My friends at Symbiosis Texas LLC had me out to do a quick survey of a quarry site they reclaimed and seeded with Texas Native In this episode we visit a *NON-PSYCHOACTIVE* (capitalized for the YouTube censors that will demonetize this video as they did
In 2019, Santore launched Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't, a channel that has since garnered a dedicated following. His content features A Blazing Star Prairie of the Mind (Western Pennsylvania) Chicago Kill Your Lawn Follow-Up
The Worst Invasive Species in the Midwest You Oughta Be Killing Tightly-Pruned and Evenly-Spaced Gardens that mimic the landscape of the 19th Century English aristocracy have a place..in
Nuevo Leon Oak Forest Blitz A 2 hour blend of rantings, comedy, social commentary, verbal attacks on traditional horticulture, and how to kill a lawn. Possibility Place Nursery - Native Plants for Chicago
Near Ashby Minnesota we check out a prairie underlain by sediments bulldozed southwards by glaciers 15000 years ago. Sky Island Thieves of Mycorrhizae
Join our goddamned cult. Kill Your Lawn. Create habitat and eradicate the bland. create a native plant or a vegetable garden in in this episode we follow up with a lawn that was originally killed in 2023, and what we find is a dense assortment of highly diverse Listen to Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't on Spotify. Why do some plants grow where they do? How can geology cause new plant species to evolve?
The Wisconsin Hemp Farm Using Native Plants As Infrastructure
Reverse Tactics on Mormons Deceptive Pollination in Ecuadorian Orchids!
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't | Podcast on Spotify In this episode we slowly ascend to the 7000 foot elevation Oak Forests of Nuevo Leon. Presenting abundant fungal diversity and
Follow-up : Installation of Native Plants After 27th Lawn Killed Note : This is a short clip from an old episode. The magnificent Azorella compacta may look odd as hell, but this matter Seussian WARNING ⚠ : THIS EPISODE SHOWS IMAGES THAT ARE AN UTTER BUMMER. Thin-skinned, easily-upset viewers will want to
Another too-long video filled with crass jokes, lewd and misanthropic commentary and tons of botanical insight. From 2000 year Erythrostemon phyllanthoides extended Pine-Oak Forests of the Sierra Madre
In this episode we check out the Capitan Range of Lincoln County, New Mexico, documenting the flora as we ascend to an The thin-soiled limestone glade habitats of Northeastern Alabama are home to some of the coolest and rarest plants in the KILL YOUR LAWN, & replace it all with Blazing Star. I stopped in the yard of @planoprairiegarden to see the Liatris forest he's
Pitcher Plants of Northern California On a landscape of young volcanic rocks, we meet a plant that "eats" #mycorrhizal fungi and a rare and tiny fern that can be found Grasses Get Me Hot - A Day At Kissimmee Prairie
The Bison, the Lead Plant, & the Fossils of the Loess Hills, Iowa The Lost Sage of the Sierra Madre
The Search for Southern California's Rare Desert Buckthorn Salvia darcyi has become common and cultivation due to how easy it is to root cuttings of Salvia and to the fact that plants are self
Revisiting the Illegal Garden The Coolest Carnivorous Plant You've Never Heard Of
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't | Ministry of Propaganda | Bonfire Back at the job site we take a look at what we planted after we brutally and proudly killed the lawn. Your contributions support this
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In the chilly wet cloud forests of Costa Rica at 9200' (2800 m) elevation grows a massive, ancient conifer known as Pectinopotys In this episode we return to Missouri Botanical Garden to hang out with Peter Bernhardt in the herbarium and nit-pick herbarium
Joey Santore (@crime_pays_but_botany_doesnt) • Instagram Before getting thrown out of a University Conservatory, we manage to get some nice moneyshotz of some extremely rare and
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A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and Kill Your Lawn w. Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't - Heard Museum
Botanical Oddities from Around the World In this video we dive into a tiny forest that was created in one of the hottest climates in the US (South Texas) using the Miyawaki
When you plant native you are using the machinery that came with the land, like using the right pieces to the right puzzle. KILL YOUR LAWNand plant a grassland. note: the smut fungus in this video is quite likely Sporisorium occidentale, KILL YOUR LAWN : PLANO PRAIRIE GARDEN
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Philcoxia rhizomatosa is one of 7 species in the genus Philcoxia - the only carnivorous genus I. the family Plantaginaceae. The Weirdest Friggin' Carrot You'll Ever See At Blazing Star Prairie in slippery Rock Pennsylvania, about an hour north of Pittsburgh, we check out one of the few prairies that
Horticultural Monstrosities Replacing Resilient Native Plants If you are feeling lost and directionless in life, sometimes the best thing you can do for your spiritual well-being is to kill a lawn.
The Andropogon diversity is outta control in this episode on Kissimmee Prairie in Central Florida. We also see the pine lily, Lilium There are a number of nurseries to go to for Illinois Prairie Plants, but few places to go to for the native plants that help re-create If You Love Texas, Then You Should Be Planting Texas Native Plants.
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We combine two different episodes in one here. The first one takes us to the higher elevations of southwestern Utah in Iron County Gypsum Habitats of San Luis Potosí - Pinguicula gypsicola
The Loess Hills are deposits of wind-blown "glacial flour" hills that line the Little Sioux and Missouri River near the Iowa/South Cliff Dwelling Plants of the Chihuahua Desert Pseudoziziphus parryi is a somewhat rare member of the buckthorn family whose closest living relative is an endangered discuss
In this episode we chase a number of species, including a blue staining new species of bolete that associates with blue spruce at Glacial Prairies and Quaking Aspens Teaching Mormons About the Geologic Timescale.
A show about plants and plant habitat through the lens of natural selection and ecology, with a side of neurotic ranting, light humor, occasional profanity. Some rare plants in the Corpus Christi area are the subject of this short video, specifically Erythrostemon phyllanthoides
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This episode starts off with a look at one of Northern Mexico's worst invasive species, Asphodelus fistulosus from Mediterranean Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. 6 outta 10 PhD Candidates
Fire-loving Scrub Mints of Florida AMA Thread: Joey Santore, host of the Crime Pays But Botany
Joey Santore shares his enthusiasm for studying the diversity, evolution and ecology of the Earth's plant life so we can see it's the least boring topic there Public Landscapingwith Native Plants! Restoring Alabama Limestone Glades with Fire
Join us as we take a look at some of the ethnobotany in the woke-est grocery store in the bay area. Educational content is virtually I was stoked to be contacted by the municipal landscaping greenhouses for the city of Colorado Springs and invited to come Did You Know Mullein Isn't Invasive? It's Medicinal!
In this video we return to West Oakland, California to inspect the illegally-planted (but eventually authorized by the city) garden on Carnivero Nursery ( is located just outside of Austin Texas. In this video we pay them a visit and discuss the